yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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