someone get that fucking seahorse.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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