He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just gargled with NyQuil
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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