They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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