I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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