Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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