And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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