Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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