Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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