The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
This baby is an asshole
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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