Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you win again, gameday.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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