it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
you made out with another girl for some wings
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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