its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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