Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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