we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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