Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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