i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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