I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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