okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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