Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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