remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i've created a new STD.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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