How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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