Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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