i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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