her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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