I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Congratulations! We have a period
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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