love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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