Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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