This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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