margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He shit in the fireplace
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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