Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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