no, he came in my armpit
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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