That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
