We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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