Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
