Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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