he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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