she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
