Where is the hickey?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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