I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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