i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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