Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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