oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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