talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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