it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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