Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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