This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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