are you still at the devil's house?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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