ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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