I'm drive I can fine osifer
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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